Buckeye jokes

[buckeye2]

Okay, I need your help. Along with the computer crashing, I lost all my Buckeye jokes folder.  SO if you have any please post them for me to rebuild my library please...if is alright with Nate?

[Dave5]

HER DIARY
Saturday night I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.

I was shopping with my friend all day long,

so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. 

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk,

he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong he said nothing.

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. 

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. 

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed,

about 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress

and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. 

I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation

but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

 
HIS DIARY

Today the Buckeyes lost, but I did get laid!

[mjp28]

Okay, I need your help. Along with the computer crashing, I lost all my Buckeye jokes folder.  SO if you have any please post them for me to rebuild my library please...if is alright with Nate?

If you or we are worried about repeats or too many jokes you can ask for PMs or email.

I have several em addresses, one just for sports stuff.....which has grown, I now have a second for FWDs and other "junk".

TIP: it's nice to have your initals on your em address (but not last name!) so your friends know it's you and not spam, I set up my second box as "mjpbox2@....", you can later go box3, box4....easy!