From
Juiced Sports Blog.comBreaking News: APPALACHIAN STATE BEAT MICHIGAN 34-32!!!!!!! As the boys from OSU like to say, "It's the first week of the season, and MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!" The sideline reporter went to Appalachian State coach Whatshisface after the game instead of Lloyd Carr, but if I were her, I'd go to Carr and ask him these questions:
"How do you feel about your job security?"
"Looking forward to Ohio State?"
"How do you think this ranks in terms of all-time upsets?"
"Do you feel happy for Appalachian State proving themselves against a D-I power after winning the D-I AA championship two straight times?"
"Is Michigan thinking about moving to Division-I AA?"
"Will you have to look to division II for your opening day matchup next year?"
"How's your resume look coach?"
"By the way, is it okay if I still call you 'coach?'"